french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

yungbeetlejuice:

my father

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

amenparis:

THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC VIDEO I HAVE EVER WATCHED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

novium:

that lil bitch

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

sexcake:

i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me